goiter ranger

One who uses the power of their goiter for good.

theres lots of evil, I think i might become a goiter ranger

by john stiglich October 22, 2006

Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.

Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.

by kakmasta April 6, 2009

pulling a grater

Being so unbelievably desperate that you are willing to hook up with a girl only minutes after she swallowed a friend's load.

"Hey did you see Pat over there making out with that girl after she'd been with Trav?"
"Yap. He's pulling a grater."

by bobcats2222 September 29, 2009

Graternity Leave

When grandparents take time off of work for a new grandbaby. This could be for the visiting the new parents, babysitting the older child(ren) while new baby is being born, helping the parents with the new baby......

There's maternity leave, paternity leave and now we have graternity leave.

Dear Boss ~ I will be taking 3 days graternity leave to help with the new grandbaby.

by LNG November 9, 2011

Grifter

A manipulator or otherwise generally corrupt person who "games" a system, group of people, or other entity for selfish gains; especially of a political "sell-out" perceived as lacking integrity.

Phil Godlewski has been scamming people with Q Anon and Crypto all for the Freemason Flynn Cartel. He's a grifter.

by Ggtaa June 28, 2022

goiter bomber

morbidly misshapen individiual.

what a goiter bomber.

by goiterbomber June 25, 2012

Grierson

Large-eared and redheaded but not known for sexual athletics. Similar to Waby in the less interesting aspects. Inclined to chapman and utterances of monk at odd times.

I met a real Grierson last night. What a disappointment.

by Philmadison July 20, 2008