Gender gremlin

The reason us nonbinarys exist. We used too many free subscriptions on fake accounts and gender gremlin took our genders as a toll.

"You met gender gremlin?"
"Yeah, i used like 14 free hulu trials."

by AshCantFocus November 26, 2021

Crotch Gremlin

The young child of a Karen and/or Kyle. They are often very rowdy and annoying, while their parents do nothing about them.

“Karen, please keep your crotch gremlins under control.”

by Just Another Human Person January 9, 2022

ass gremlin

when you shit and instead of coming out in one nice big happy block, it comes out in a bunch of little pieces reminiscent of rabbit turds, and then they float and appear to mock your inability to produce a proper crap.

crap, i got a case of the ass gremlins.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 7, 2004

Grimmington Bears

An utterance to be heard when one experiences a situation that is the epitome of hairy horrid. Should one ever find oneself in such a situation, one may be said to have been visited by the Bears Grimmington.

The collective noun varies between a Smack of Grimmington Bears and a Creep of Grimmington Bears, dependent upon the suddenness of the horrid occuring.

Example 1;
Person 1: "You seen what time it is???"
Person 2: "Yea its like 4AM, we've been gaming for hours"
Person 1: "Oh Grimmington Bears"
Person 2: "Lolwut"

Example 2;
Person 1: "Did you just see me stack that 360 just now?"
Person 2: "Yea, looked like you were visited by a smack of Grimmington Bears"

Example 3;
Person 1: "Dude, I had such a good wet dream about your sister last night."
Person 2: "That's just sick, you really need to see a specialist"
Person 1: "Yea, when I woke up though, I whole creap of Grimmington Bears were huddled around the foot of my bed"

by Ewok500 September 23, 2010

Beef Gremlin

The word "Beef" is used in a derogatory context to describe someone as "fat" or so big they are comparitive to cattle.
The word "Gremlin" is associated with a mythical and ugly creature.
When paired together, a "Beef Gremlin" is used to describe somebody who is a fat unpleasant creature.

EXAMPLE 1)

" I got so drunk last night I ended up going home with a beef gremlin"

EXAMPLE 2)

I need to go to the gym to get a summer body, I don't wanna be the beef gremlin on the beach.

by MeNzi June 10, 2015

Gremlin Friend

A Gremlin Friend is that one friend we all have who hates the sunlight, has terrible mental health, and has no idea what a sleep schedule is. But they’re also lowkey cute and you want to hug them.

I think I’m the Gremlin Friend.

That’s because you are.

by calcifer the fire demon November 7, 2020

Vagina Gremlin

A Vagina Gremlin is the little creature that inhabits a women's vagina. The Vagina Gremlin often steals condoms off the woman's unsuspecting partner to use as a sleeping bag. This can result in accidental pregnancy. The only way to obtain the stolen condom is for the woman, or man, to reach in with middle and forefinger and "tickle" the Gremlin until it relinquishes the stolen prophylactic. A woman's period is also caused by the Vagina Gremlin. When the Vagina Gremlin is tired, which is about once a month, he will take a pickaxe and cause the vagina to bleed. The woman, wishing to stop the bleeding, will place a soft, cottony tampon in place which serves as the Vagina Gremlins pillow. It is unknown exactly how many women have a Vagina Gremlin, or how they came into existence.

"I tried to have sex with Andrea last night but her Vagina Gremlin kept taking my condom off."

by Nathanus Maximus April 20, 2012