gooey alan

1. The act of performing oral sex with a freshly toasted marshmallow held in one's mouth, providing the recipient with a unique sensory experience

When we were camping last week, Mere took Mike back to her tent and gave him a Gooey Alan while everyone was making s'mores. The guy spent three days in the burn center afterward, but he said it was totally worth it.

by meat nozzle September 11, 2016

gooey hoop

where ones ring piece feels moist, sticky and uncomfortable.
due to diet,sex life or lack of cleaning.

after going for a curry,the next morning you could be suffering from a right gooey hoop.or i done a bird up the arse last night,and when i spat my man fat up her i left her with a propper gooey hoop.

by the river May 11, 2006

gooey cookie

when a group of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle and they all jack off and aim for the cookie and whoever hits the cookie last has to eat it.

... ^ self explanitory ^ ...

by ChappySmed January 25, 2005

Gooey Goggles

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out at the moment of climax, calls his partners name and when she turns around he busts nut right in her eyes. The object is to temporarily blind your partner for long enough so that you can ditch the scene and avoid post intercourse cuddling.

Peter gave Jane some Gooey Goggles so that she could not see his swift departure after sex.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts December 28, 2007

Gooey Smore

The act of one male ejaculating on another males taint area and proceeding to cock slap the taint.

My boyfriend Florian gave me a glorious gooey smore last night.

by SB The Magnificent June 15, 2009

Gooey Raspberry

When a female on her period fucks her companion with her filthy tampon in the anus.

Girl 1: I gave steve a gooey raspberry last night.

Girl 2: Guuuuurl you's a nasty ass bitch.

by Greg10 October 29, 2014

gooey armstrong

When a guy slips his hand down a woman's pants from behind and fingers her gently while lifting Up on her butt cheeks with his palm for extra stimulation

Bob's so smooth. We were in an elevator alone and he slipped me a gooey Armstrong.

by Gurn the ringer December 6, 2014