"Right, the meetings not for 20 mins, I'm off for a gonk"
"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"
"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"
by i2oo March 20, 2013
by Jeff Spencer August 14, 2006
Luke was walking past the managers office as he walked pass the manager threw a gonk at Luke and shouted you got gonked
by The serial gonker August 27, 2023
by Smegger goatse 12 November 30, 2016
Gonk. A loving term used to call your partner (particularly female) when they are being a bit 'ditsy'
by Darthvincent August 13, 2015
To be beaten to death by a large black rubber dildo.
In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.
This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."
In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.
This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."
Hatchet Harry gonked some bloke for stealing from him.
If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.
If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.
by sonik February 07, 2005
by JJ@D January 14, 2009