GONGOOZLE

If you’ve ever been to Amsterdam in the Netherlands, you’ve probably encountered some gongoozlers. To gongoozle is to gaze at activity taking place on a canal or waterway. It’s also used to describe those who harbour an interest in canals and canal living, but do not actively participate.

Gongoozling is kind of like ogling, but somewhat oddly specific to canals. Now that you know the word, you’ll probably notice gongoozlers everywhere—walking along the riverbank, on the beach, strolling around your neighborhood pond on a sunny afternoon. You, yourself, have probably been gongoozling for years without even realizing it.

by Abundance Love January 12, 2025

Gongoozler

The gongoozler will swim up to you, take you by the toes and bring you down to the frothy depths.

The gongoozler is about, to take another dive. For his next meal.

by anonymous October 11, 2020

gongoozle

To gongoozle is to get someone, usually more in an aggressive fashion. By "get" I mean kill, tag, beat up, but really it's up to you! However, it is widely known that if you do gongoozle someone too hard, that there will be repercussions. This variant of the word gongoozle is never to be linked with anything nsfw.

Friend 1: "There just around the corner!"
Friend 2: "Yeah! Let's gongoozle them!"

by natsumi's simp May 25, 2021