Gollum

A cute creature that you will instantly fall in love with.

What is it my precious, Gollum Gollum.

by AnnaBethany March 7, 2023

Gollum!

Cooler cousin of got 'em. Exclamed when complete ownage over someone/something is acheived. Said mostly by Nerds 4 Life but can be said by anyone.

'I take your monroe doctrine and raise you a nato'
'ooo...Gollum!'

by martimer/marv May 29, 2005

Gollum Cosplay

A disgusting worthless piece of shit rock Gollum is a no-personality creature that derives from the popular battle royale Fortnite. Gollum's typically dont like to speak much and love to self loathe, most Gollum's like to working in the welding and/or construction industry where they like to suck huge massive cocks and swallow disgusting loads.

So how long have you been doing Gollum Cosplay for?

by S&A Organics Co. June 2, 2022

gollum dick

A generally used and abused penis.

A penis used so much it may resemble the appendage of a hundred year old hobbit..

That dude has fucked way too many people. He must be sporting some serious gollum dick.

by trbrown May 6, 2010

Gollum Banging

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.

Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.

by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011

Gollum slut drop

A miss stepped curtsy.

Did you see Theresa May curtsy to Prince William? It was a right gollum slut drop, she went clunge first into the royal deck.

by BratfudReally June 22, 2018

Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs sprouting from the hairline which can most likely be found hanging straight down the forehead of a large and unattractive young woman. They are too thin to be classified as actual bangs, but not thin enough to go unnoticed. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Birkenstocks.

"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs! How sad!"

by biggieslimzz39 August 3, 2009