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Golden Retriever

A Golden Retriever is a dog.

Golden Retriever is also known as a blond girls pussy.

Pussy hair or pubic hair that is golden, yellow or blond.
Kate showed Glenn her golden retriever while Glenn showed Kate his fire crotch.
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
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Golden retriever gf

Basacly a basic white girl but nicer and Probably bi or lesbian (or more).
If you say "wanna go to target" the golden retriever gf would be absolutely happy with this, so treat them nicely
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Golden retriever boy

Golden retriever boys are my type! Fluffy brown hair, freckles, and blue eyes!

“Just say you like white boys emily”
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Golden Retriever Boyfriend

A really stupid term people should stop using.
Girl: "My boyfriend is such a golden retriever boyfriend like omg"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"
by Spazzmen77 October 4, 2023
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a masculine lesbian who IS actually happy and smiles around the people who she loves. she will always be happy and optimistic. probably a hufflepuff and an enfp/estp. pls treat them well
person 1: “what do you call a happy masc lesbian who actually shows emotion?”

person 2: “oh, you mean a golden retriever masc lesbian!”
by rexistan March 1, 2022
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Golden Retriever Boyfriend

Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.
"I need a golden retriever boyfriend!!"
"Just say you want a white guy."
by seayng September 29, 2023
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