gnome job

n. - a sexual act in which a person sits on the tip of the garden gnome's hat until they, or the gnome, achieves climax.

n. - in other circles, it is the sexual act of manual penis stimulation from a garden gnome

Brandi: Where is Jackson right now?

Mark: Last I saw, he left the viewing of the Great Gatsby and was caught in the garden getting a gnome job. I don't think he wants anymore quiche...

by BungBro5 May 19, 2014

Gnomestar

Gnomestar AKA Keemstar - Is Your Average Racist Garden Gnome That Likes To Talk About The "News" On YouTube And Talk Trash On Other People Just Because They Roasted Him.

Whaaat Is Up Drama Alert Nation? I'm Your Host Killer Keemstarrr (Gnomestar) Lets Get Roight Into The Newwws!
Keemstar Is A Racist That Put Hate On A Guy Named Alex.

by Rainesty January 27, 2017

gnoeoole

a perfect banana that’s purely yellow or just tastes really good.

Mya: wow that’s a nice banana!
Eden: thanks it’s a gnoeoole

Mya: no way!

by acryingenby January 14, 2021

Garden gnome

Keemstar.

Did you see my new garden gnome.

by Teräsmiäs November 9, 2018

Gnomechezz

One who is of gnome-like quality and is also an uber n00b. You do not want to be a gnomechezz. If you are a gnomechezz, you ultimately suck at life.

Quit being a dirt bag gnomechezz.

by Rockonnirvana100 March 27, 2007

gnome loan

(Noun) (Runescape) A ridiculously-high-interest loan that's quickly becomes impossible to pay off, with the goal of forcing indebted servitude toward the lender.

I accidentally took out a gnome loan 14 seconds ago and now I owe them 4x the entire Runescape Economy!

by Dr Bad March 12, 2018

gnoob

Giga + Noob, somebody who is extremely noob

Jasper is so bad, he is gnoob

by Rolo646 June 28, 2021