Glutton for Punishment

A person who keeps going back for more bad things

She wanted to order her daughter a Virginia Tech gnome from Amazon, but they sent one in rival University of Virginia colors. She ordered three more times from the same store thinking that they might eventually send one in maroon and orange, but no luck. Maureen was a glutton for punishment.

by Eladicart February 19, 2020

glutton wagon

a large SUV or pickup truck that gets poor gas mileage, especially when used as a status symbol

You know, you wouldn't pay so much for gas if you didn't drive that glutton wagon everywhere.

by MicroTD October 17, 2008

Glutton Cups

When food binging results in hiccups.

I had Chipotle for breakfast, four beers for lunch, and Chinese takeout for dinner, and now I've got the glutton cups.

by ToborTheGreat December 15, 2015

Gluttonize

To eat food in a gluttonous way.

Josh gluttonized that cupcake, stuck the whole thing in his mouth.

by DwnTwnWill June 20, 2014

Sleep glutton

When a person wakes up in the morning, feels well rested, yet goes back to sleep anyways because sleeping is amazing.

- Hey where's Sara? Isn't she meeting us for breakfast?
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.

by theoxfordcomma September 1, 2012

gluttonous

extremely fat person that consume mass amounts of food in one sitting.

I hate going to the buffet and seeing all these gluttonous bastards

by ClanClan May 19, 2008

Glutton

A fat fuck who spends his time washing other peoples dishes, eating LAYS STACKS, and plays his computer while fucking jars of ketchup from newley opened SAM'S CLUB stores.

Kaleb Duet is a fucking glutton..... SO FUCK HIM

by Brian Bageron December 2, 2004