Ukrainian Gloryhole

An opening to screw an opponent over that could drastically backfire if you insert yourself into it.

“President Trump found his Ukrainian Gloryhole and inserted the full weight of his office into it in order to have a foreign power damage a political rival; now the House is Impeaching him.”

“Ivan saw what he thought was opportunity to discreetly screw his neighbor whom he hates but finds attractive. This opportunity was a Ukrainian Gloryhole - the opening he inserted himself into went through his neighbor’s dining room wall. In return Mike received a chorus of shouts and scolding borscht was flung onto his penis.”

“Backstabbing Russia was Adolf Hitler’s Ukrainian Gloryhole.”

by wet.spaghett October 12, 2019

Reverse Gloryhole

The same setup as a gloryhole but the person arriving at the gloryhole must
suck the gloryhole owner's dick.

My mouth got tired, so I put a sign that
read "reverse gloryhole".

by tinkerslink December 17, 2008

Gloryholing (gamer term)

When your hung up on a glitch/object while trying to run away from an enemy or being attacked, it derives from the phrase "My dick was stuck in the gloryhole" which comes from the idea that if you penis is in a gloryhole and you are surprise attacked you cant really run until you take the time to pull your penis out of the gloryhole though by then your already pretty muck dead. (This term is used in a video game setting and not to be confused with the literal definition of "gloryhole").

Example 1: I was running from the Berserker but i gloryholed on the wall and it killed me.

Example 2: If i wasnt always "Gloryholing (gamer term)" on the doorway he wouldnt be able to kill me with the riot shield.

by leonskenn November 25, 2009

fish gloryhole

The act of drilling a hole into a fish tank and having the fish nibble on your cock

The walked in my little cousins room to see he had a fish gloryhole

by biggie brain March 18, 2025

gloryhole child

When somebody so fucked in the head probably due to them being conceived in a gloryhole

Damn did you hear what bro did on the weekend?
Mate: yeah he’s definitely a gloryhole child because nobody’s that fucked

by KCXNT August 18, 2024

gloryhole

A sacred place for members of the Hole religion. Gloryholes are usually covered buildings, but can be any place where "Hole" rituals are performed. The word "hole" evolved from the Chinese term Ho, which means "filled with love" and "Le" which means "sticky".

My parents didn't know much each other. They met at a gloryhole, 9 months later I was born.

by i_think_iam_adopted March 17, 2023

Gloryholing

A term used to describe significantly lowering one’s standards in a desperate attempt to experience physical pleasure.

After 18 long months of celibacy, John determined that gloryholing was his best option.

by G-money Dollah Bills Y’all April 17, 2020