Girthy

Something so significant and monstrous it blocks the sunlight that reaches earth. The absolute mass of it causes the cornea of your eye to rapture and at long last return your vision to the proper 20 20. It is the overwhelming sensation of a colossal force so strong it brings you to you knees at one glance. The meer presence of something so breathtakingly dizzling is enough to create a super nova appear in broad daylight.

“The girth of this scrumptious banana makes the liquid in my mouth arise. You can call it girthy.”

by Thegirthgiver July 31, 2021

Girthy hang

Having a good dick day
Your best . Not unlike a good hair day.

I had a good girthy hang so I took it for a walk down the beach

by Grady F June 10, 2022

Girthy Murphy

A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens

Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around

by Jetty_rat February 29, 2020

girthy hog

When you’ve got a GIRTHY penis.

“Did you see his hog?”
“It’s so girthy!!”
“He definitely has a girthy hog”

by pca13 May 23, 2018

Girthy Thirky

A girthy thirky is a malt who loves girthy correy.

she loves a big correy, "corrr she must be a girthy thirky"

by RijalStudios February 12, 2025

girthy gervin

Human replica of the ice age turtle

1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you

by Girthy Gervin August 21, 2017

light weight girthy

when a man is semi hard;

i'm feeling light weight girthy tonight

by hello gato October 9, 2008