Gargoyling

Firmly perching yourself onto the porcelain throne for optimal pooping torque. Feet must both be on the toilet seat, scowl must be on face. The original way to squeeze out a power dump pre-Squatty Potty ™

Bro, I cut fiber out of my diet and now the only way I can drop a deuce is by gargoyling my toilet.

by Unicornhole March 26, 2016

gargoyling

1. The act of stalking, loitering, or bothering others simply by being present.

2. Giving the stink eye.

3. Being really really ugly.

"That creepy dude has been gargoyling in the corner all night."

"Shit man, she was hot last night but when we woke up this morning she was totally gargoylin'"

by Sydnah October 7, 2008

Gargoyling

verb
It's like "owling"
only you make the ugliest face possible
(not hard for most)
and don't forget to getcho claws out!

hey im bored lets go gargoyling on high objects
take pictures and upload via facebook!show everyone we are the best gargoylers in this town.

by defoba July 23, 2011

Gargoyle

A gargoyle is basically when a man squats over a womans face, and while ejaculating, he screams a scary face and makes scary hand claws.

The practice is used in certain cultures to ward of unwanted intruders in the woman's vagina.

Jill: He came on my face like a gargoyle, as to protect me from unwanted intruders.

by Epoche Von Wasserman July 10, 2010

gargoyle

a person with a nasty grill and hideous facial features

Crystal is a gargoyle

by .LK August 26, 2005

gargoyle

1. A gargoyle is a drainage spout found on Gothic structures. Though many are grotesque representations of human or mythical forms, the proper context is that of a structural element, not a mythical creature.

Gargoyles were often carved into grotesque cariatures of people the stoneworkers might personally know.

by Belisarius March 2, 2004

gargoyle

beastly stone creature, cool old school cartoon. monkey beast, flying man eating bitch

You fat gargoyle, give my sandwhich back!

by dusty December 24, 2004