garf

ew

person: i love sardines

you: garf.

by dez_dez February 24, 2022

GarF

a person who consistently gaslights everyone in your group.

Torin is such a GarF.

I can't believe he made me believe that I actually slept with my second cousin.
Jokes on him,
It was actually his mom. XD

by GeoGarF April 22, 2022

Garf

Garf

Shartys like a melody in my garf

by Your local anarchy May 8, 2022

Garf

Someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles

Watch talking to Tina , her breath smells like she's a garf.

by 2Chunks July 15, 2022

Garf

Verb Garf/garfing

Garfing is when you combine Morbius and Garfield to create a garf

It holds more power than palpatine

Obama is Garfing everyone

I did a garf near my uncle

by Bigbob1945 August 29, 2022

Garf

one cute mf

eggs garf

by chris netheraton August 8, 2024

Garf

A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled skin, hearing aid and frowning facial expression.

Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.

Shit did you see oggy almost hit Garf in the head with an apple.

Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.

by Jonny smothered in butter October 8, 2023