being Finnish

Sitting around without making a word or a face as did you live in a country of ice and darkness.

-What's up with Pekka tonight?

-I have no idea, he's always being Finnish just after new years

by Svensvensven November 20, 2011

Finnish card-swipe

when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.

fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.

by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011

Funnie

A soon-to-be widely used internet word that helps decipher between what is and is not sarcastic when referring to something being funny.

A: I'm Rick James, bitch!

B: Hella funnie, bro.

A: :(

by Rightning December 14, 2010

Two Fannies

Two Fannies is a condition some really fat girls suffer when they wear tight trousers. In fact just like a double camelsfoot!

That fat bird from The Gossip looks like she has two fannies.

by Spunky Monkey August 12, 2007

Finnish hammer

#1 : a frozen mackerel

#2: those last pumps before you cum inside someone

"I used a Finnish hammer to keep the nails in the wall"

"I totally felt the Finnish hammer last night with Stephanie "

by MikeXse April 2, 2015

Wuckleberry Finnigans

Aussie slang. A take on Wuckers that rolls off the tongue. Told in the stylings of Huckleberry Finn.

Friend: "Hey can you finish up this job for me?"
Me: "Yeah no Wuckleberry Finnigans"

by JODergy December 22, 2017

Funnification

The act of making something funny.

Ask James' dad if he enjoys the Benny Goodman Orchestra. Please try to pronounce name properly. Name not even funny on its own. Name not even susceptible to funnification.

(From Shoebox Project #1 on LiveJournal.)

by NemesisKismet May 6, 2006