futon dick

Futon dick

A guy who provides exceptional dick from his futon but doesn't have his shit together has futon dick.

by Siouxsie Supertramp June 14, 2023

futon

another word for an asian.

"Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!"

"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"

by niggins August 13, 2007

futondom

A type of fabric cover used on futons to prevent leaking of bodily fluids on the cushion during sexual intercourse.

My roommate bought a futondom last week so he and his girlfriend could have sex on the futon without getting spooge on it.

by Randall November 1, 2004

futoi

1. Japanese for fat

2. A fat kid that plays gaia online all day and when he

isn't doing that he is looking for little boys to play with

Futois are often in denial of their futoiness

1. Ananta wa futoi desu (you are fat)

2. Alex: Dammit steven your are such a futoi all you do is sit
on your ass and play gaia or look at little boys

Steven: What are you talking about no I dont *munch* *munch*

by Super Nigga January 25, 2008

Futorian

One who analyzes history to predict the future.

I aspire to be a Futorian

by Edwin Weatherby November 12, 2012

Boku no futon

Cutest phrase said by Armin Arlert in Attack on Titan: Junior High when his futon was stolen by Levi

Levi: *appears out of nowhere in Armin's room window*

Armin: Wh-wh-wh-what on earth is going on?! (With cute baby voice)
Levi: Tsk. Give me that!
Armin: BOKU NO FUTON! 😭 (in tiny)

by Dion_ January 26, 2021

futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.

Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!

by uglysinglesclub April 12, 2007