fucktional

The ability for a person / organisation to give one or more "fucks" about something.

Related terms: nonfucktional, dysfucktional

"I'm feeling fairly fucktional today about work."

by Fender_Oz September 22, 2019

Fucktion

When you are fucking and your dick gets stuck. May be painful.

Julie and Melvin were fucking and got into a sticky fucktion. Melvin was hurting for the next few days

by Shmagglenose January 26, 2015

Fucktional

When you're functionally fucked up.

I was partying all night and had to work for 12 hours the next day. Instead of getting and hour of sleep and feeling like crap I extended my party session within functional limits and became a fucktional adult instead.

Ex: Functional or Fuckionality are the umbrella terms for other fictional actions such as "hair of the dog", "Sharpener", "Shampooy" , "puke and ralley (as long as the recovery brings you back to a level of functionality)

2) See Canadian Rob Ford. Ran a whole city on crack. Very Fucktional.

by TickyTy888 July 18, 2025

Fucktion

When you’re too fucked to function you just can’t fucktion

“Man too many drugs in so little time I can barely fucktion anymore”

by Fatherritz January 23, 2020

Fucktional

When shits not functional it's fucktional. Fucktional when you gotta grab a tool talk dirty to it slap it around finger it a lil just to get it to work

Work was work again today everything was fucktional couldn't get shit done

by RoyalsMonttryal May 22, 2017

fucktion

a fucktion is referring to an event with a designated time and place for fornication.

Person 1: "Are you going to our high school reunion on Friday?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't miss that fucktion for anything in the world."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I can't wait to see all of those divorcees... It's gonna be a high-class fucktion!"

by AluMiNuM7777 January 25, 2024

Fucktional

Something so dysfunctional, that it's fucked beyond repair.

Evie's brain is fucktional

by Xirr00 July 2, 2021