Fuckmaid

Derogatory term for a female concubine, or sexual slave, who is obliged to cook and clean for her master. Also see Bitch, definition 1 example 3.

James: Have you seen Charles's new fuckmaid? She's positively smashing!

Charles: Oi, fuckmaid! Make us a sandwich, and while you're at it, how bout a little head?

by opium November 27, 2004

fuckmeboots

Womens boots, typically leather, which reach up to just below the knees.

Dude, check out the fuckmeboots on her! I'm gonna bring her home and let her ride all night!

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

Fuckmeister

The go to guy in porn movies. These guys are usually well hung, can perform sex acts in many various positions, and usually supply the actress with large amounts of ejaculate during the money shot.

Peter North is a real Fuckmeister he can bang a girl for 15 minutes or longer and blow a huge blast of cum during the money shot.

by James T. Dean January 4, 2009

fuckmarks

A class of non-gang related graffiti/tagging left by a fuckwad. Often resembling the scrawl of a young child, fuckmarks are distinguishable from street art in that they posses a distinct lack of creativity and artistic talent in both style and message.

In many cases involving fuckmarks, the the fuckwad, when confronted may be delusional and claim to be a talented artist in another large city such as New York or Los Angeles.

I walked down the alley this morning and it was full of fresh fuckmarks.

by urbanaffairs July 15, 2009

fuckmat

ah bed that has no frame or head board and sits on the floor and only is used for fucking.

This bitch sleeps on ah (fuckmat)

by house Ru August 31, 2012

fuckmuppetry

The act of being a fuckmuppet. Being unbelievably inept, stupid and incompetent. Not to mention, inconsiderate.

The rampant fuckmuppetry being exhibited by the clerks at the Department of Motor Vehicles caused me to briefly consider the act of defenestration.

by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

fuckmitch

the point in which someone pisses you off so much for trying to get with a girl that you you like which makes you go off in rage because of what he does, or also defined as someone who acts alot more drunk than they really are.

fuckmitch is the point in which someone pisses you off so much for trying to get with a girl that youExample 1: Dude ive been talking to that girl for a month, you are being such a fuckmitch.

Example 2: Dude you have only had 2 beers, your being such a fuckmitch

by Everybody in Aggtown October 18, 2009