fuckload

A unit of measurement quantified by a man locked away in a dark room in Paris, equalling the amount of ejaculate produced by said man's orgasms.

When we bukakked that girl, there must have been 10 fuckloads on her face alone.

by BFS January 10, 2005

fucklot

More than a fuckton because it takes fucktons to make a fucklot

Holy crap thats a whole fucklot of birds.

by Alicia stevens July 29, 2017

Fuckfog

An overwhelming and paralyzing state of mind due to various chaotic variables. Similar to Shitstorm.

Joey: Hey Brad, I know you’re working on the daily reports but Tom from Accounting needs you in a meeting.
Brad: Where’s the meeting?
Sara: Hey Brad, Security called. Your car has been broken into.

Joey: Also your kid’s school is on line 2. Oh and it’s a Zoom meeting.

Brad: ... ...
Sara: Brad? ... Hey Brad...
Brad: Sorry. I’m in a fuckfog. What?

by Jake453 October 30, 2020

Fucklegucked

Adj. The state of which one can be at their most intoxicated.

Did you see Joanna last night? She was absolutely fucklegucked!

by Kebz1999 October 22, 2020

fuckload

More than a shitload. An unfathomable amount, a larger-than-large quantity.

You're walking down the hall at work and your boss calls out, "how's your day going?" You answer, "Fuckloads of busy!"

by rudymcnasty May 29, 2009

fuckdogcuntbitch

A girl who has so much sex she reproduces like a female dog and has a cunt loose enough to fit her bitchy friend in.

Alice fucked so much fuckdogcuntbitch you can put her friend Danielle in her cunt

by James, Bob, and Brady August 22, 2007

metric fuckload

A very large quantity

California has a metric fuckload of faggots.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003