fuckle

To fuck and cuddle simultaneously or in the same session.

My girlfriend and I just had a little fuckle for Valentine's Day.

by Andy Bader February 6, 2003

fuckamu

more commonly known as a fool.

That little fuckamu drank my last grape soda.

by Ghandi-boy June 7, 2013

cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.

I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

by ex_lax70 July 12, 2016

holy fuckles its knuckles

used to compliment a female partner's looks

*Karen walks into the room*
George: holy fuckles its knuckles

by kraiden December 9, 2017

Fucklenuts

A person who is typically screwing up in a large and crazy way.

You had sex with the bosses wife AND got her pregnant? You're a fucklenuts!

by MongerMonger August 17, 2010

Fuckamist

One who sees neither the positive nor the negative in a situation, but would rather just fuck everything.

Person 1 (Pessimist) : "This glass is half empty.."
Person 2 (Optimist) : "No, the glass is half full!"
Person 3 (Fuckamist) : "What a sexy glass, I want to fuck it."

by JohnPorter December 9, 2012

Fucklander

Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior

Oh look at em, he’s a fucklander

by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017