porterhouse fuckchild

When your dad sneaks into your room in the middle of the night wearing a t-bone steak costume and then rubs A1 steak sauce all over your slumbering nipples. He then ejaculates into your dress socks.

Jesus Christ dad it's a fucking school night...can't you give this porterhouse fuckchild horseshit a rest already? I'm 22 years old, i'm not a god damn kid anymore!

by heyunclecharlie August 26, 2009

retarded fuckchild

self explainitory

"Stop beating our retarded fuckchild"

by Yes Ma'am January 25, 2003

fuckchimp

A truly moronic human being (i.e. one having the intelligence of someone that would conduct sexual relations with a chimpanzee)

"I say! The chap at the haberdashery short-changed me by 20 pounds!"
"Crikey, what a fuckchimp!"

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

fuckstains

The stains which occur after a period of fucking. Refer to shitstains for addition information.

Holy fuckstains batman!

I'll never get these fuckstains out of my carpet!

by Kirk May 29, 2003

Fuck chain

A horrible chain of events right after another

When a person does something and multiple things turn out for the worse a fuck chain of events.

by Lou Sasssle January 24, 2020

Fuckchadistan

A mythical country bordering Pondunkistan and Fuckkyleistan. Fuckchadistan is inhabited solely by Dudebros and Fuckbois that answer to "Chad"

Wow! That guy was such a Dudebro that he might have been the president of Fuckchadistan

by Russianbrisketman August 27, 2021

fuckchip

fuckchips are the dried crispy flakes that are somewhat attached to the bedsheets after a very intense sexual encounter that lasted eight or more hours . the chips consist of both persons bodily fluids .

i was late getting dressed for work because i went back to the bedroom an grabbed mostly all the chips so i would have something to snack on during the day.
i am hopeful she will share the fuckchips and coffee with me in the morning if i can do a few more hours until then

by fuckchip champ September 5, 2021