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Fucktardation

a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.
"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."
by hecktor dangus, esq. November 9, 2007
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Fucktardicle

A theoretical sub-atomic particle that can enter the human brain and causes one to become a fucking retard.
People are driving like morons today, must be a high level of fucktardicles in the air.
by Glitchi February 5, 2010
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fucktardcontest

A competition to see who can be the most fucktarded.
Dave was headbutting the fridge to win the fucktardcontest.

The X factor is a fucktardcontest
by Dave the man June 30, 2008
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Fucktardistan

THIS IS SIMPLE CALIFORNIA IS THE NEW COUNTRY OF FUCKTARISTAN!!
THEM FUCKING LIBERALS IN FUCKTARDISTAN ARE FUCKING UP THE GUN LAWS AGAIN.
by pharquad January 6, 2017
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fuckarist/fuckerist

(noun) Any person(s) who practices and/or studies the arts of Fuckery.
A lifelong learner of all the deceits and various wickedness that come from fuckery, Betsy was truly a fuckarist/fuckerist to the core.
by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2021
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team killing fucktard

One who kills (either accidentally or purposefully) a member of his or her own team. Someone who should be killed themself. often used after a lasertag game with friends, during a counterstrike or halo game, or any of the other FPS or gun-related team games.
Damnit, you team killing fucktard, Watch where you're shooting!

You fucking killed me, Team Killing Fucktard!
by Aadon Gondahlvor February 10, 2004
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cockbiting fucktard

1. The Red team in Red Vs Blue.

2. The act of biting cocks while being a fucking retard.
Tex: Great. You broke my voice filter you cockbiting fucktards.
by J00r M0mm4 July 21, 2003
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