fuckmother

someone who has exceeded the name motherfucker and has reached the next insult level

"give me back my penis you fuckmother"

by Hakko December 22, 2003

Fuckmother

Fuckmother (noun) - the mother of all fucks. Having gestated all the fucks in the universe for eternity, the Fuckmother spontaneously birthed all the fucks that ever existed when the Big Bang banged. She no longer has any fucks, or anything else for that matter, to give.

“Joe - I’m fucked if I catch an L to il douche, it would be the Fuckmother of Ls.
Fuckmother - I ain’t got no Ls to give.”

by JoeBeenTired May 17, 2021

fuckmozzie

One who is being unnecessarily annoying or causing unnecessary pain and irritation.

One who fucks up situations and sucks the carnage up and absorbs their own toxicity unbeknown to themselves, to their own eventual detriment.

Alternative to fuckmonkey when the person does not deserve to be compared to a monkey.

I have no idea why John is being such a fuckmozzie.

by Viix14 August 4, 2022

Fuckbombed

Everything that can go wrong does go wrong, all at the same time.

"Hey man, I just got fired from my job, my car got repossed, my wife is serving me with divorce papers, and my dog died...don't tell me to chill out; I got fuckbombed today!"

by bad day girl September 29, 2009

Fucksome

When somebody looks particularly fuckable or sexy/ worthy of some sexy time

"I have to say you're looking highly fucksome tonight"

by jharris and ceemo May 23, 2013

fuckmouth

A person that is known for their penis sucking abilities; these individuals can be identified by the extensive use of vibrant colored eye shadow.

Oh man, the girl over there with the bright blue eye shadow is a fuckmouth.

by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

Fucktomb

A very dirty place to have sex
Examples: a trash truck, dumpster, gas station bathroom.

Found mainly in Philadelphia after the super bowl.

The chicks in Philly are so dirty I bet they'd blow me in a fucktomb.

by The amazing helios February 5, 2018