Non-Fuckwithable Tape

Non-Fuckwithable Tape.
A tape that depicts a video that i can be watched for free online.
You can buy this tape for capitalistic bragging right.
Or for the purpose of dodging taxes by using it to store your wealth and resell it to the highest bidder most often a fellow tax dodger.

Also known as NFT

Dave: Why did you buy that Non-Fuckwithable Tape doe you like the video that much?
Mark: No i am planning on reselling it later for a higher price.
Dave: Mark you do know you can just inflate the price of the Non-Fuckwithable Tape and donate it as a charitable donation to get a tax deduction.

by Mr1% June 13, 2021

fuckerbitch

an idiot, someone who comits stupid acts, a stupidass, finds a way to fuck up everything. or just a fool

you stole my cookies! you fuckerbitch!

My fuckerbitch dog just threw up.

Mom: You fuckerbitch! you took my shit out of the washer b4 it was washed!

Me: it wasnt me, it was some other fuckerbitch.

by victoria November 26, 2004

fuckbit

Adjectival Noun, /fʌkbɪt/

A measurement of attention defined as the information absorption rate by number of fucks given per second or,

((nepit/second)∙fucksgiven)/second

simplifying yields,

(nepit)∙fucksgiven)/(second^2)

1.) That guy wasn't paying a fuckbit of attention to the world around him.

2.) I swear, her attention span isn't even 3 fuckbits.

by ArmandoJenkins September 23, 2014

fuckinbitchtabulous

So fucking fantabulous, you just had to tell-a bitch.

"Yo did you see that?"
"Yeaaaa bitch! that was so fuckinbitchtabulous!"
"Yeeee, fo shizzle!"

by bitches-N-hoes June 23, 2007

Facebitch

1. (noun) Anyone who acts like a little bitch via the social network known as Facebook. These cretins prefer to talk shit and spend their days fapping to pictures of scantily clad teenagers rather than venturing into the real world where they might suffer a rapid fire pummeling for their constant use of low-brow insults. 2. (noun) A person, likely in or just out of their teenage years, whom spends the majority of their free-time, which they tend to have copious amounts of due to a lack of employment or social life, complaining via Facebook status updates. These individuals have taken digital whining to new heights with an incessant barrage of "poor me," "my life sucks," and "I'm so lonely" style updates as to cause those unfortunate enough to be on their friends list to suffer from cerebral hemorrhaging and/or self-inflicted eye-gouging. 3. (verb) The act of bitching and/or trolling via Facebook. Although Facebook tends to be the more popular medium for such acts of Facebitching, any social network can and will be used for said whining/complaining/shit-talking/trolling, etc.

1. Every time Ian makes a status update he complain about Cindy dumping him. What a Facebitch. 2. Alex doesn't have anything better to do than Facebitch all day long. I wish she/he would get a life.

by nathantruant April 22, 2010

Fuck bitch

Adjective- stupid/dumb female; asshole; jerk ; disrespectful; unexplainably mean.

*girl calls guy stupid*

*guy responds*

I don't know why you come over here and act like a fuck bitch, I didn't do anything wrong
*girl feels offended and embarrassed *

by LqShadow January 22, 2014

fuckwich

1. Simply a deregatory name to call your dumbass friend when he does something retarded.

or 2. M-M-F threesome.

1. "Nice going, fuckwich".
2. "I wanna make a fuckwich out of xxxx and xxxx".

by Ciarra August 3, 2005