fuckbit 

Adjectival Noun, /fʌkbɪt/

A measurement of attention defined as the information absorption rate by number of fucks given per second or,

((nepit/second)∙fucksgiven)/second

simplifying yields,

(nepit)∙fucksgiven)/(second^2)

1.) That guy wasn't paying a fuckbit of attention to the world around him.

2.) I swear, her attention span isn't even 3 fuckbits.

fuckbit by ArmandoJenkins September 23, 2014

fuckity shit 

a noun/adj combo used on rare occasions where the words fuck and shit are not sufficient. it’s not to be taken lightly, it’s not a joke.

**I just found out i’m going to the dentist and i haven’t brushed my teeth in 2 whole days** “Fuckity shit!!”

fuckity shit by ceo of fuckity shit February 20, 2020

Fuckitism 

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.

My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.

Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit) 

People who use apostrophes to make words plural.

Yes, you are a fuckwit.

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit) by Andy80586 December 21, 2003

fuckwiththis 

User of internet forum KanyeToThe. Infamous for slinging shit from the shower and stanning Xxxtentacion before his death.

Theres Fuckwiththis lets try to get him banned

fuckwiththis by kttges November 12, 2018

fucktitious 

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.

Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.

fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007

Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck 

When shit happens and you need to vent.

Teacher: You got a 0 on your test for being late...

Student: FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck by th3flyboy February 24, 2009