fuck a duck

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an ourangoutang orgie at the zoo
whack whack whack a yak
give it to an eew
69 a porcupine ill bet hell like it too

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by bob May 12, 2003

fuck-and-duck

A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.

After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.

by Moontos December 29, 2006

fuck a duck

Childhood curse verse, circa 1968

Fuck a duck,
Screw a pigeon,
Go to Hell
And get religion.

by Marty Agee June 30, 2006

fuck a duck

An alternative to "Well I'll be!"

"What? You were involved in a foursome? Well fuck a duck!"

by MadDog July 04, 2003

fuck a duck

a song to "row row row ur boat"

fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
69 a porcupine,
and *rgy at the zoo!!!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

fuck a duck

a military expession of suprise or anger

2. To Have sex with a water fowl namely a duck

"Well, Fuck a Duck! you hit the Commanding General with that mortar round Pyle"

2." Hey Cletus come see Jethro, he is going to fuck a duck the sicko!

by rabbt December 22, 2003

fuck a duck

Extreme anger or disappointment. Kind of like "Oh, SHIT!" but worse.

CASSIE. It's a sin to lose a crystal. It's like killing your own dog.
COOKIE. Oh, fuck a duck!

by KaiserMonkey September 19, 2003