booty fuq

when u butt fuck

boy 1- how was brunch with grandma!
boy 2- she died
boy 1- oh that sucks. i cant relate. me and lizzie booty fuq while ur granny poopoo died

by bradys wife July 25, 2021

fuqboi

An annoying, perverted, irrelevant male who is very easy to spot, usually wears excessive deep v necks and an entire can of axe spray, maybe two. He is always on the prowl with his extreme thirst and because of his desperation for female attention, he is constantly begging for nudes and gets disappointed easily when a girl doesn't put out on the first date. He automatically assumes some chick wants the D when all she said was "hi" and being nice to him. He has no ambition in life and will end up having only these companions with him: herpes, chlymadia, gonorrhea, and HIV. For fuck's sake, please beware of fuqbois

"Who dat sprayin that axe everywhere my lungs gettin infected"
"That's Timothy over there he's a fuqboi"

by sotruimmarelate2urlifeson March 9, 2015

Fuqboi

Takes lots of selfies, wears to much cologne, and always dresses like they are about to walk down the catwalk (even if its just to get takeaway). To sum up not worth your time. They are all the same. All they care about is themselves and getting laid. So if you see a fuqboi approaching run the other way.

Omg this guy down my street is such a fuqboi.

by meh-the element of apathy September 7, 2017

Fuquetard

A more pleasant way to refer to a fundemental zealot as a fucking retard.

Believers in fundie muck are fuquetards, and anal apertures.

Those that believe in Creationism, religious zealotry, and gross conservatism are Fuquetards.

see also: Republican senators and congressmen.

by follywood48 July 3, 2009

fuquaint

That awkward stage when a person isn't really close enough to be a friend, yet not distant enough to be an acquaintance.

--can be used as a verb, noun, adjective.. pretty much whatever--

That cute boy and I talked in class today. I think we're fuquaints now.

When I saw her with my other friends, I really wanted to fuquaint that girl.

That guy is nice to everyone, yet never hangs with us.. He's very fuquaintable.

by arabqurlswaq December 16, 2011

fuqque

The correct way to spell fuck so as to not offend.
indubitably

Kindly go fuqque yourself with an inanimate object.

by @thedocwho2 December 3, 2018

fuquency

Frequency of fucking.

Joe's been a real grouch since his wife got that new job... their fuquency must have gone way down.

by phuse August 19, 2010