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Fritard

a muppet, bit gulleble and stupid
a guy walks past u and knoks into u so u can call him a fritard
by james foster September 10, 2005
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frigtarded

Incredibly stupid or dumb. To behave incomprehensibly as to exhibit signs of retardation. Combination of 'friggin' and 'retarded'.
Because you put friggin kill switches in your software. But then you're so frigtarded that you do it wrong and the kill switches start messing up legitimate users.
by Michael Crawford January 22, 2008
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frittarted

a fritta (crackhead) thats so retarded from masss meth abuse
crack head jimmy is quite frittarted
by mungfuckbyfuckcunt September 5, 2012
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Fruitard

by Ari Brownstein October 29, 2007
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fruityaddz

"Have you seen the new Fruityaddz video?"
"Not yet I'll have to check it out!"
by b.bblez..char November 29, 2021
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fruitarianism

An extremely unhealthy diet of consisting only raw fruit and possibly other raw plant foods, followed by the very stupid or very gullible, who ignore the fact that humans are naturally meat-eaters.
Alice Teresa, the fruitarian: You can live wonderfully on raw fruit alone! Every nutritionist and doctor agrees that fruit is the healthiest food in the world! You'll be healthy and joyful!

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.

10 years later:

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.
by JesseG88 December 15, 2006
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Fruitarian

N: An obsessive person who relies on fruit - based technology for their daily existence.
He's a proper fruitarian - look at his bold hooked into his new mini tablet!!!
by TeeEmEye November 8, 2012
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