Fruitee

One who is a connoisseur of different types of homosexuals or homosexual events within a specific friend group.

Specifically, a man who has dated many different types of other men or someone who is knowladgeable regarding fashionable events within a city's gay community.

Etymology: comes from foodie

Javier is such a fruitee, he has dated jocks, bears, twinks and even a few hipster art-fags last summer.

by Vanderstasia Beverhausen June 23, 2009

fruitarian

A person of extreme dietary (and perhaps spiritual) discipline who eats only the reproductive offshoots of plants. This includes not only apples and oranges but nuts, grains, melons, tomatoes, eggplants, cucumbers, etc. A pizza marinara (no cheese, no meat) is a fruitarian meal, and so is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Fruitarianism is closely related to veganism which itself is a subset of vegetarianism and is widely popular in the non-Western world. Unfortunately, as with anyone who practices extreme discipline, the fruitarian is often hated and ridiculed by fatasses who lack a level of dedication. Famous fruitarians: Gandhi & Steve Jobs (founder of "Apple" computers--hence the name).

I used to know a dude who was a total porkrind munching fatass, but he could never get a date because he smelled so bad, and he eventually died of a heart attack at age 47. He should've gone fruitarian.

by MasterBastard April 27, 2006

frusteritido

The English departments failure to recognize and understand words

Jeez, frusteritido made me lose 59 points off of my English Paper and now I need to redo it to get them back.

by Kieran Mc. June 17, 2008

fruiture

Someone who you can see coming out of the closet, in the near or far "fruiture".

Derek: "Boy, Mike's sure flambouyant"
Ben: "Yeah, but he's not gay"
Derek: "I bet you'll see him in the fruiture"

by miklus June 1, 2006

frusterpated

(1) the feeling of angst one experiences when nothing seem to come out right.

(origin) a combination of frustrated and constipated

My new job leaves me somewhat frusterpated because I don't yet understand exactly what I'm doing.

by eboNJ January 28, 2010

Frusterenting

A cross between something that is both very interesting and frustrating at the same time. It could be in any amount of each but you must feel both for it to be frusterenting.

I am so sick of putting together this train set, I'm so intersted in trains but these little parts of so frustrating! I'm frusterented!

I'm really interested in that chick, she's so interesting yet at the same time frustrating. I don't think she'll ever go out with me but she's so frusterenting!

by lexicon_T February 2, 2012

frusteration

n. a general term of explanation following a random spree shooting of occupied buildings; a catch-all motive for irrational violence; an informal legal term enveloping an invalid theory of defense

v. to frusterate (-ed)

"I shot up my exgirlfreind's house while she and her mother were inside, and also the convencience store on the corner, as well as the diner down the street, but it was only because of my frusteration with the current state of political affairs."

"You can't frusterate me like that and not expect to be shanked."

"Your honor, my client would not have burned down the victim's mailbox had she not continuously frusterated him by allowing her dog to defecate in his yard."

by rannray July 27, 2017