Friendcest

When close friends sleep together.

"dude i cant believe katie fucked Will, that's such friendcest"
Eric Forman and Donna Pinciotti from That 70's show

by sevenloko November 27, 2012

friendcest

The act of developing feelings for one of your best friends in the world when you’ve got an absolute 0.000% chance of being with them. This person loves you as much as a friend could possibly love you, but it never quite crosses over to the romantic side! It’s absolute hell, especially because this person shows you soooo much love and if you’re a petty lil bitch, you’ll think they’re leading you on simply because they just care for you constantly. Get that shit out of ur head- remember who you’re dealing with here! Then one day, you wake up, look at yourself in the mirror like you have 84 heads, and you ask yourself what the actual fuck you’re thinking because dating this person would be like dating your sibling....and that’s disgusting- it’s literally incest! Essentially, youve got your head jammed so far up your own ass you can see the light of day thru your own nostrils. If it’s meant to be, something will happen, but if it’s not, love this person truly for what they give you each and every: an incredible friendship. Do not let the sadness of not having them keep you from enjoying the friendship. Oh an also, remember to give them the same best friend love they give you. I’m not fucking kidding. This is so important.

Best of luck to you all, I hope you stop mentally masturbating soon! Cheers

Me: ahhh I can’t believe this! She’s my best friend and I just can’t keep myself from falling in love with her. She’s so warm and kindhearted and she gives the best hugs...

Friend: GURL. She’s ur bff that’s literally friendcest. Fuck the feelings, focus on the amazing friendship!

Me: ugh ur right. I love her too much for this shit anyway

Friend: damn right you do. And she loves the living daylight out of you too

by Melodramatic909 March 4, 2018

Friendcest

dating or having a crush on one or more people in your friendship circle.

i.e Friends to lovers trope

"One day gossiping, the next day making out"

"you like ur friend? that's low-key friendcest"

by Friencesthater01 May 15, 2023

friendspace

Your immediate close friend circle around you. Equivalent to personal space but comprising your social circle and close friends instead of physical space around you.

Raj broke up with Rani months ago, but still hangs out with her friends. He's cool with infringing her friendspace, but she's irritated

by AxonL November 24, 2018

friendjacker

When a new friend of yours in turn befriends one of your old friends and monopolizes his/her social schedule, effectively locking you out from that old friend.

She's a total friendjacker -- Magnus can't go biking with me because they are rock climbing AGAIN!

by Impunity October 9, 2008

FriendFucker

Variation of starfucker; someone on Facebook who looks for famous or rich people with a Facebook profile to "add as friend"

Whut? How'd she get LeBron James and Paris Hilton as friends on Facebook?

Bitch, please. That girl is nothin' but a FriendFucker.

by Shab-Doo May 12, 2008

friendlated

When your friends become part of the family.

My homie Kim from work just became friendlated!

by KyKy412 September 8, 2016