Friender's Remorse

The feeling you get when you 'friend' someone on Facebook, and that person spams you with dumb games or posts a bunch of inappropriate content.

I'm totally feeling some Friender's Remorse ever since Dave started posting racist jokes on my wall.

by Librarian Mike February 19, 2011

friendchod

Someone who screws their friends over.

You are such a friendchod, you would rat me out in front of the principal.

by Raju Kileep June 28, 2013

whore friender

When a male "friends" a female on facebook who has a slutty profile picture.

I was was looking at a guy friends' facebook friends list, and saw several slutty girl's profile pictures. And I called him a whore friender.

by CC. Dixon May 29, 2010

friendboy

A friend that is a boy, and nothing more. Not to be confused with 'boyfriend'.

John: I like you. Wanna go out?

Jane: Sorry. You're more friendboy material than boyfriend.

John: *slashes wrists*

by emoinpink August 14, 2010

friendboy

A male friend of a girl, with whom the girl does not have sexual relations with, (or commonly also, just doesn't want to admit she is, in fact fucking him) who is not her boyfriend.

See also: friendgirl
Synonym of: friend just friends
Compare: boyfriend

Mother: Who was that guy dropping you home with the car, boyfriend?
Daughter: He's just a friendboy...

by Wizz0r May 11, 2008

Friendervention

Friendervention (Noun): A friend intervention. To interfere with the formation or continuation of a friend's friendship with you, or the friendship of a friend with another friend that has been determined to be detrimental to some or all of the parties involved. (Verb: Friendervene)

Amanda staged the friendervention to help prevent Mikela from being sucked into Jenny's black vortex.

by JLKRed September 1, 2009

friendilo

A friend escort service for social rejects that have no friends. They are there strictly to make it look like you have friends, no sexual favors involved. It's their friendship in exchange for your cash. If you're having a fight with your best friend or just broke up with your boyfriend, order a friendilo to make them jealous! They also make the perfect last minute prom and homecoming date. Similar to a gigilo, only it's a "friendilo"!

Carl: "Woah, Tom! Your new best friend is so cool!"
Tom: "Actually, I only paid for my friendilo until midnight."

"I'm so mad at Tricia right now! I'm going to order a friendilo for the party tonight so she'll get jealous and apologize!"

Since Lisa was a social outcast, she was forced to order a friendilo for her senior prom.

by bettyblack June 20, 2010