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the flashlight lovers

a horrible youtube channel that has been deleted .
by 1213456789 July 21, 2016
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Half buried flashlight

A sex act involving a flashlight OR male genitalia. Usually done on a snowy evening; preferably not in Russia as bad results have been reported.
Shall we split a tangerine or maaaybe a little half buried flashlight tonight?
by A Minnesotan November 5, 2018
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Fleshlight

Shaped like a flashlight, feels like vagina, and you put your penis in it.
"Hey man, can i borroe your fleshlight? I can't find mine and haven't gotten off in weeks."
by Dj Chop February 7, 2018
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Mexican Fleshlight

The sexual act of penetrating a ground beef burrito to simulate anal sex. The beef burrito best reprisents anal sex due to the shape of the bottom of a burrito, and the ground beef inside which feels like feces.
I've been so lonely since Katrina dumped me. she was the only girl who would let me have anal sex with her. Last night I was soo lonely i fucked a mexican fleshlight
by EmCeeGeever July 10, 2010
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cellphone flashlight

A cellphone backlight used as a makeshift flashlight. Sometimes requires repeated keypresses to keep the screen lit.
1) After the party, Nicole dropped the key on the way to the car, and used her cellphone flashlight to find it.

2) Alex is such a nerd, he set his backlight to pure white so he can use his phone as a cellphone flashlight!
by hmakav May 3, 2009
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fleshlighter

A guy who uses the sex toy Fleshlight frequently and takes pride in doing so. He may just kick back and use it on his penis just as if he was masturbating, or he may set up a fuck station (AKA fleshlight mount) and pound the cum into it.
- Yo, man... I can't hide it anymore. I fucking love having sex with ladies but I also love having sex with my pocket vagina AKA the FLESHLIGHT!

- LOL, bro... you're such a fucking fleshlighter, yo!
by JessePinkmann November 14, 2013
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flashlighting

When a girl is flaunting her large breasts in a club or bar, a sad man turns the flashlight on his phone and shines it on her protruding cleavage.
Man that bitch is flaunting her huge titties, time for a flashlighting! -OG
by Schwinder January 4, 2017
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