fredandbarney love child

issue of illicit affair between fred flinstone and barney rubble, looks like barney, acts like fred

dag, check that seemingly innocuous dude with the nasty mouth acting all fredandbarney love child. someone should bam bam on him

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

Feed Fernando

The act of deficating into a toilet bowl already spackeled with human feces. Fernando is that Mexican dude with a fecal fetish that just can't seem to get enough poo in his diet. The spackeling found in toilets refers to the remnants of Fernando's turd-log fetish which commonly adorn the corner of his lips. Fernando is a smallish Mexican man in love with himself, and his jet-setting life and will do anything in his power to fuck over the next guy in line to get what he wants. He's the backstabbing, shit-eating little douchebag that everyone hates.

Bruce: Oh god! (stomach rumbling)

Vince: What's wrong man? Did that pile of carne asada do a number on you, or was it the sauce you used to add all that flavor?

Bruce: I'm not sure, but if I don't go and "Feed Fernando" soon, I'm going to paint the inside of my underwear with a stream of butt coffee!

by bruceygofuckyourself June 8, 2011

Steven Fernandez

1)BEST PERSON EVERRR THE FUCK
2)he has a big dick
3)a sex god

4)all the girls are in love with him
5)a skater
6)baby scumbag bitches
7)chapter 3 and lil cloud pendejas and all the fake scummies crawling back into the fandom like the stinkyass cucarachas they are

8)the most wonderful person you'll ever meet if you're lucky to meet him
9)he can send you to the hospital if you ever have sex with him just warning you
10)a sexy ass man who has a large penis and a wonderful personality he's a fucking blessing

Girl1:Hey isn't thatSteven Fernandez over there?
Girl2)FUCK YEA BITCH GET THE FUCK. OUT OF MY WAY I AM GONNA GIVE HIM A GOOD blow(;
Girl1)I gave him one last time and I fucked a pillow and pretended it was him ..... but after that the pillow was wet I don't know why
Girl2)Welppppp

by You're an 370HSSV August 5, 2016

Fernando

Fernando might not be the tallest man around but he has a big heart and a wonderful sense of humor he seems mean and shy at first but he’ll slowly open up and maybe you’ll start falling for him

Girl:Who is that short guy he’s so funny and kinda cute.

Guy: oh that’s Fernando if you want you’ll have to get to know him first.

by Lovelygirl7 July 29, 2018

steven fernandez

A small, sexy guy who can skateboard.
Also can be referred to as Scumbag.

Boy - "See that little kid over there skating?"
Girl - "Yepp he's good"
Boy - "He is a real Steven Fernandez "

by WashingtonianFollowThrough July 27, 2014

Frenamone

A sea anemone with which one has developed a tentatively cordial relationship. See frenemy.

Sarah presented her finger to the bright red sea anemone, which enveloped it appreciatively. She had a new frenamone.

by njmac57 January 2, 2011

Fernando

That one spanish kid in your class that's really smart, but somehow, pretty funny.

Friend 1: Wow, Fernando made a really funny joke in 5th period today!
Friend 2: And he's super hot.

by FancyL February 2, 2015