The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.
by chance June 19, 2003
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by Born to Felch September 4, 2008
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engaging in a passionate kissing/licking with a dog's asshole. as well you eat anything the dog makes including shit and farts.
by ghorg August 16, 2010
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'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
by IAmTylerDurden July 29, 2008
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by JD August 17, 2003
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The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).
by Kourics March 17, 2010
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The man loves the taste of his own cum and other males anal juices so much, that after he performs anal sex he begins felching all the secretions.
by taint October 15, 2003
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