portsexual

Somewhere inbetween bisexual and heterosexual; where a woman would turn gay for Natalie Portman only.

"Oh my god, V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman is the only woman in the world who can pull off being bald"
"Yeah I know, I'm totally portsexual now"

by fox gill February 3, 2008

Fomosexual

The term given to a person who suffers from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out)

"Little Jimmy never misses a party, even when he's not in the mood, what a blatant FOMOsexual"

by Nicky T, self confessed FOMO June 19, 2009

Fortnosexual

When you are sexually attracted to all Fortnite characters

My friend recently became a Fortnosexual when the Bunny Brawler skin came out in the Fortnite Item Shop.

by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019

Floatsexual

A sexuality in which you are attracted only to good anime openings.

Friend: “Wtf Jin, did you just bust all over my sofa!?!?”

Jin: “Im sorry bro.. that JJK opening hit a little too different... I think i might be floatsexual.”

by tyjin March 9, 2022

Frusexual

A person who is Sexually frustrating. It doesn't matter what gender you're attracted to, it's not like you'll ever have sex anyway.

"How is he still a virgin? is he gay or something?"
"Nah. he's just Frusexual"

by Spinning boi August 21, 2022

Fomosexuality

A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.

One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019

Footsexual

Anyone with a foot kink this is your kind of sexual. When people ask what your sexuality is, make sure to reply with this. You might lose a few friends, but atleast your being honest

“Gosh I am so footsexual for Satan’s feet”

by HOLY_SPIRIT_IB December 20, 2021