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pussy fortress

The surrounding area of a thick girl's special holes. So soft and nice that's it's practically a fortress!
Guy1: Damn look at those thighs and ass!
Guy2: Yup like a pussy fortress!
Guy3: Fuck it! Moar cushion fo' tha pushin'!
by virginsurgeon April 1, 2009
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Team Fortress 2

After 9 years in development. After the recent Love and War update, it's become Conga Fortress. I don't know why they haven't renamed the game yet, but I am sure it will come out soon enough.

A game with 9 classes.
Noob: Why are the people dancing in Team Fortress 2
Noob2: Let's go kill them all
by Nav_Blueblood June 26, 2015
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team fortress 2

Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!
nigga, team fortress 2 is totaly ded dude!111!!11!1
by lnfernus June 29, 2019
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Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).
That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!
by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009
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Fosters

What the yanks reckon Aussies drink, also what they think we call beer. We have a totally different word for that though.. We call it... wait for it... "beer".
Fosters sucks, you'll be hard stretched finding a fosters in any real watering hole.
If you want fosters in Australia, go to some yuppie terrorist(tourist) bar in a CBD.
"Did you piss in my stubbie??"

Nah, it's a Fosters.
*silence*

_PUNCH_
by Anonymous September 27, 2003
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Trans/Formers

Men who enjoy shitting on their significant other while being pegged.
"Oh yea my pronouns are Trans/Formers"
by Thierralikestitties July 22, 2021
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Team Fortress 2

The game that has a small community keeping it alive but Valve doesn't give a shit about it
Team Fortress 2 Community: please release heavy update
Valve: no fuck you
by mspaulinglookshotiwannafuckher September 15, 2021
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