Forrest Gump

1. A simple-minded person. 2. The act of evading the negative consequences of one's actions by no other means than pure luck. 3. Achieving overly-rewarding results from simplistic, unskilled, half-assed actions.
1. I tried to tell him that I didn't want to go out with him, but - he didn't get it, he was a total Forrest Gump. 2. After having Forrest Gump'ed their way through the robbery, Todd and Angie decided to go to Vegas with the money. 3. We can't pay a mechanic because my husband's been out of work for two years - so I guess we're just going to have to Forrest Gump the transmission back into the car.
by Shannon September 9, 2003
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Forrest Gump

An Idiot who tells strangers about his life, He talks about his mama and chocolates and spends 3 hours sitting at the bus.
by Razorblazor September 6, 2003
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Forrest Gumped

The term Forrest Gumped refers to a specific level of intoxication or being Fucked Up, usually from a mixture of alcohol and tree. One would most likely have to go to extreme lengths to achieve this form of fuckedupness, but...nothings impossible.
Josh: "yo you see foster last night

Handle: "yea he was totally Forrest Gumped

Josh: "haha yea"
by SmokeTree November 15, 2010
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Forrest Gump

When you have intercourse with a fat guy's belly button and creampie it.
Lots of girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more dudes want to Forrest Gump him.
by Tim Jerome April 3, 2009
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Forrest Gump

When you fuck a fat guy's hairy belly button and creampie it.
Many girls dream of blowing Ron Jeremy, but many more guys would like to Forrest Gump him.
by Tim Jerome March 27, 2009
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Forrest Gump

an obvious mis-spelling of a type of australian tree known as the forrest gum
tree dude 1- hey look at that forrest gump
tree dude 2- you mean forrest GUM??
tree dude 1- of course
frustrated metalhead- GAAAAAARGH
by Sonic Death September 6, 2003
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forrest gump

British sort of rhyming slang term used in place of "dump" when someone says "I gotta go take a dump."
I'll be back later mate. I've got to go take a Forrest Gump.
by Mark H June 25, 2004
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