Born Reginald Albert Forman in 1927, a fictional character played by Kurtwood Larson Smith on the kick-ass comedy That 70s Show (originally aired on FOX) who always threatens to stick his foot up someone's ass. Father of Eric and Laurie Forman. World War II veteran. Truly dissapointed in his son for being a wimpy nerd. Always calls Eric and his friends "dumbass"es.
Bob Pinciotti: Thanks Red. If I had some mistletoe, I'd kiss ya.
Red Forman: And if I had some mistlefoot, it'd be up your ass.
Red Forman: And if I had some mistlefoot, it'd be up your ass.
by whatserface November 25, 2007
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Such as instead of working four ten hour days they show up at 10 and leave at 4.
Such as instead of working four ten hour days they show up at 10 and leave at 4.
by Carl2011 June 14, 2011
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by Splitexpert August 19, 2019
Get the forenoggin mug.There are too many pathology based crime dramas on TV these days.
All the graphic scenes of body parts can provoke a feeling of nausea making some viewers like myself, forensick.
All the graphic scenes of body parts can provoke a feeling of nausea making some viewers like myself, forensick.
by Doghouse Riley March 8, 2009
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"Why in the hell do you like him? He's such an asshole" - Girl
"But he speeches so well..." - Girl 2
"Oh my... you have a forensic fetish" - Girl
"But he speeches so well..." - Girl 2
"Oh my... you have a forensic fetish" - Girl
by Hsra December 21, 2008
Get the Forensic Fetish mug.Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.
The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.
1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.
2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.
5. Uncork and Enjoy!
The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.
1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.
2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.
5. Uncork and Enjoy!
Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"
Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."
Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"
(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)
Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."
Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"
(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)
by DPI001 July 5, 2011
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A digital investigator Jedi.
A digital investigator Jedi.
Steve: "Did you hear about Bob? He got arrested for child porn on his computer."
Dave: "Yup - can't hide from a good forensicator!"
Mike: "I can't figure out how my network was compromised! Is it a hack, APT or insider threat?!?"
Bill: "I dunno dude - you better hire a forensicator."
Lawyer 1: "Why can't I just drag and drop the files needed for discovery?"
Lawyer 2: "It's not court admissible! You need all the meta data and hash checks - better get a forensicator."
Dave: "Yup - can't hide from a good forensicator!"
Mike: "I can't figure out how my network was compromised! Is it a hack, APT or insider threat?!?"
Bill: "I dunno dude - you better hire a forensicator."
Lawyer 1: "Why can't I just drag and drop the files needed for discovery?"
Lawyer 2: "It's not court admissible! You need all the meta data and hash checks - better get a forensicator."
by douglasbrush May 29, 2010
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