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Forest Gumpkin

Getting Georgia dome from an Alabama man with a learning disability and remarkable dumb-luck while dropping a Bill Cosby or pinching off a Wesley Snipes. This act is usually performed with little to no expense to the receiver at all.
Gio and AJ both received simultaneous Forest Gumpkins, while dropping Barry Larkins, from the same homeless Birmingham native on their return trip from Panama City for the price of 12 cents, a pair of novelty sunglasses, and a jolly rancher.
by the-Real-Snuffaluffagus July 31, 2011
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Forrest Gump roundhouse

When you are an attractive teenager and you go up to the autistic kid in class and let him eat out your pussy and he bites it thinking its a chew toy and you get whatever infectious disease he has in his saliva.
I can not believe im gonna die because that kid gave me a Forrest Gump roundhouse.
by I love mcu February 22, 2019
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Forrest Gump Syndrome

Someone who always has his eyes closed during photos.
Jim's from Forrest Gump Syndrome ruined the photo because he was the only one with his eyes closed in the picture
by drlj05 August 15, 2007
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forest gumping

1: Running super fast

2: Getting the fuck out of a place!
1: Jeremy was forest gumping past all the other runners.

2: The Robber pulled a gun so the man was forest gumping out of there.
by Yung BC January 23, 2009
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Forrest Gump

1.) To get through a situation simply by pure luck.

2.) Completing a task or challenge when you have no experience and the odds are stacked against you.
3.) When you get lost in a new town or city but somehow manage to find your way back to somewhere recognizable.
Wow I just Forrest Gumped my way through that test.
by clumsyannie November 24, 2010
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FORREST GUMP

Someone who had sex with someone with aids and didn't get it. A seemingly unintelligent person that good fortune happens too. However, this person never lies and has no bad habits, and doesn't blame anyone for his situation. Basically the person you can't understand why good things happen too. Because you are to busy thinking you are smarter than you are. With many bad habits and an excuse for your mistakes other than yourself.
I f ucked a heroine addict and found out she had aids. I got tested and FORREST GUMP that shit.
by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018
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Forrest Gump

A man who, if he could he could talk as fast as he runs, would be mistaken as the next Albert Einstein.
by Reba-sama January 21, 2004
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