Southern Footsie

The act of using the arches of your feet to jack off someone while swimming in the lake.

Brian blew the biggest load in his pants from the southern footsie that Amanda gave him while we were all in the lake.

by Bazooman September 6, 2010

footstool

A bald head to lie your feet on when you are relaxing at home. It is much more comfortable than an actual footstool. The bald head ideally should be waxed or completely shaved so that it does not tickle or scratch feet. Some people also call this a baldy.

I wish I had my own human footstool or baldy instead of having to use this harder footstool from the store.

by Anna Isabella November 3, 2006

footshit

When one commits an act of headassery, without knowing it is incorrect, multiple times.

Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.

"Daniel just told me that ketchup was in barbecue sauce."

"God, He's such a footshit."

by Tom LaFoolery May 3, 2018

footylice

footylice is when something smells really bad and you cant really define what it smells like.

“DAMN this place smells like footylice”

by artemhasamnesia December 30, 2021

footy

slang word used by most Aussies describing AFL (Australian Football League).

I’m going to watch the footy.

by bread infection December 5, 2009

foosty

Musty, mouldy, smells bad.

The bread's foosty already! Oh, it's a week past it's sell-by date.

by Keemy October 2, 2005

Footskating

When stupid morons skate around without skateboard or rolerskates..

"Hey what are you idiots doing? xD"
"footskating?"

by Combustion Man from Denmark September 13, 2009