Fomosexual

The term given to a person who suffers from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out)

"Little Jimmy never misses a party, even when he's not in the mood, what a blatant FOMOsexual"

by Nicky T, self confessed FOMO June 19, 2009

Pootsexual

The opposite of demisexual. Where one experiences less sexual attraction the more they know someone.

Yeah I knew this girl I really liked, but once we started talking I couldn’t even imagine fucking her. I think I might be pootsexual

by dmolan July 18, 2021

Floatsexual

A sexuality in which you are attracted only to good anime openings.

Friend: “Wtf Jin, did you just bust all over my sofa!?!?”

Jin: “Im sorry bro.. that JJK opening hit a little too different... I think i might be floatsexual.”

by tyjin March 9, 2022

Fomosexuality

A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.

One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019

Sootsexual

It's like Dreamsexual, but instead of Dream, it's Wilbur. Yes, this is a real thing. I shit you not.

Dumbass: Hey guys guess what? I'm Sootsexual!
Their friends, family, Jesus, Satan, the holy spirit itself: We're disowning you.

by Samxboo April 2, 2022

fatsexual

A fatsexual is one who does not have any sexual attractions based on their targets hair color, age, eyes or other physical traits of that nature. Instead they are attracted to anything that is fat. Generally fatsexuals are also heterosexual they simply enjoy larger versions of what most other people find attractive. There are some fatsexuals that are so overcome by their love of cellulite that their alternate lifestyle causes them to become homosexual or even to attempt to fornicate larger farm animals or tubs of actual cooking lard.

Friend 1: I'm worried about him man he just keeps trying to fuck anything he can that's shaped like a bowling ball.

Friend 2: I know I'm worried for my own well being I don't think he's gay but I'm not too skinny and I'm pretty sure by the way he's looking at me he's going to become a bull fatsexual soon.

by woo!party December 31, 2009

Fowlsexual

Person who has sex with birds.

Watch your turkeys I hear Tom is a fowlsexual.

by Raw Ray August 10, 2016