FootAlarm

When A foot is near.
Related to GAYDAR.

Kirstin: "foot!"
BB: "FOOTALARM"
Kirstin: "there's a foot in here!"

by BigBridge January 23, 2009

footleaf

When you're eating a salad and your long lost twin brother bursts into your kitchen and causes you to drop your salad on your foot. DUH

Ryan: Dude what the fuck? Where have you been? You think you can footleaf me?

by Hugh Jazzwipe May 11, 2014

Square Footage

The "roominess" of a woman's vagina.

This girl I was with last night had a TON of square footage, I think she gets around.

by DanG40 July 14, 2011

Footle

A foot which has formed into a turtle. Turtle feet

'Omy my foot has turned into a footle'

by Hollieinit January 20, 2009

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the robot clitoris.

Hey guys, member tat tyme Eric wen to da barn and engaged in the act of "Roll that beautiful bean footage" on that suuuwwwieeeeeeee...?

by Angel & Matt October 5, 2005

Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage

1. Something that doesn't make any sense and cannot be fully explained.
2. Totally irrelevant.
3. Typical bullshit.
---shortened to "kravitz", used in a negative way.

"What the hell is that kravitz calling me for? We broke up five years ago."


A. Why'd you sleep with my girlfriend?

B. The football game was on and I was drunk...

A. Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage, dude.

B. You're right, bro. I just wanted a piece of ass. I'm sorry.

by Megan Eason October 15, 2008

Footle

To waste time doing things that are not important or necessary.

Stop footle with these books and do your homework.

by Teacher Alfenas January 24, 2017