Foopa Juice

Foopa juice is created when sweat developed under the foopa of a woman drips down into said woman's vagina and ferments there.

Dude, you can see foopa juice stains on her jeans...

by thisisforkillgore May 29, 2009

FOOMAL

Falling Out Of My Ass Laughing. ROTFLMAO x 10^10. An exquisite way of expressing yourself, in the chat arena, in response to something devastatingly funny.

<12:55> Joel: my girlfriend gave me an ADAM'S APPLE PIE last night
<12:55> Carl: I'm more of a pumpkin pie guy myself.
<12:55> Chief Messy Hair: carl, look it up in the urban dictionary :D
<12:58> Carl: Oh no no no no that ain't right!
<12:59> Linsay: eeewwww
<12:59> Chief Messy Hair: AWESOME...FOOMAL

by Arty Hammer March 6, 2010

foom

Acronym for FOG OUT OF MOUTH in winters, when you can see your breath as vapor.

Megan: Hey! Is it winter yet?
Daniel: I am Fooming already! Must mean winter's here!

by junglee_janwar May 14, 2015

foodplay

sexual intercourse, involving the use of food products:
Whipping Cream, grapeseed Oil, Chocolate Syrup, Banannas, Cucumbers, Etc.

for penetration and lubrication

resulting in a tasty, and delicious (and Nutritious!) sexual experience

My girl, Jane, and I, starting experimenting with Foodplay in the Bedroom.
Last night she got a footlong gourd stuck halfway up into her rectum (ouch!)

by mark_fisher November 14, 2013

fomp

fuck off my phone

"texting bae" me : you gay ass bitch

my man : fomp with that shit bru

by alexisruth November 20, 2022

Fomper

One who farts in his/her bathtub and bites the gas bubbles.

Mark sat in his bathtub fomping. He enjoyed the taste of his rectal gasses.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

fomplicated

Adjective. A portmanteau describing an unnecessarily complicated process. It's not just complicated, it's fucking complicated. Thus, fomplicated. Usually applied to processes that could easily be simplified, since sometimes a process can be justifiably complicated without giving a person the urge to scream expletives.

Those IRS tax forms are way too fomplicated to fill out and send in. I find it's much simpler to just do jail time.

by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe October 15, 2009