schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

Finglets

Minihands on the end of each finger.

Example 1:

Sopheya: Man I wish I had tiny hands to hold tiny food!

Alison: If you had finglets, you could hold like 10 bagel bites!

Example 2:

Maliha: I can't frenchbraid, I dont have enough fingers

Christina: Yeah, my finglets make frenchbraiding so much easier

by Jennaration21 November 6, 2010

Fingleton

Fingleton is a nigga that does not fit in or is seen as out of place.

" That nigga Rico is a fucking Fingleton."
"Are, you a fucking Fingleton."

by PlugOnTop November 7, 2022

Federal Fondle

To be subjected to an enhanced 'pat down' by federal TSA cronies at the airport.

Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."

Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"

by whev November 20, 2010

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.

Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

by Flogendorf July 24, 2012

turd-fondler

The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.

Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.

by Martin Burns April 27, 2006

Pocket fondle

When one sits directly behind or diagonal to someone in a class when they are really bored they stick their foot inside of that persons pocket and see how long they can hold it in for and fondle around.
Best to play when someone is extremely homophobic or just playing gay chicken with somebody.

Dude I pocket fondled sween dawg for like 30 seconds today

by gabriel92 May 14, 2009