K-Vegas Fetus Fondler

The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.

Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."

Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"

by ScissorMeXerxes December 11, 2010

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knob fondler

The act of groping a door knob.

John was known as the knob fondler in high school.

by Slap happy December 13, 2013

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Rodent fondler

Donald trump favorite hobbie

Yeah I heard he's going to the rodent fondler event downtown. Apparently Donald trump is hosting it.

by butterballz August 17, 2022

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Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.

Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.

by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018

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