fly fossil

When a person goes number two in a hot plastic outhouse that is infested with flies. The flies get trapped between the static layer of dung and the incoming layer of butter.

Wow! That Taco Bell tore me up! I must have made at least a dozen fly fossils in that plastic crapper!

by Redneckdanger July 3, 2018

internet fossil

A person who does not understand today's generation comedy/ memes.

*sends Jacob a cursed image*
Jacob: "ok??"
me: "you're such an internet fossil"

by seulgiie September 13, 2019

fossilized

The state after being fucked so hard, a girl lays in bed motionless like a fossil afterward

Dude I fossilized Cindy so hard last night she couldn't get up for work this morning

by Dan-Druff December 18, 2010

Fossil Blue

A cool kind of watch made by Fossil. Usually has a blue screen, hence the name Fossil Blue.

Dude, I just got a Fossil Blue for my graduation! Wait, wtf?

by Philip George September 18, 2005

sock fossils

Small pieces of lint that appear on your feet after removing your socks.

Hey, sucka... you should really wash your feet before putting on your flip-flops. Them sock fossils make you look like you have hobbit feet.

by Apecreature June 16, 2011

fossil

A person, typically a no life, college-aged, high school graduated degenerate, who regularly attends high school parties hosted by those who are still in high school.

High School student 1 - Why is John at this party? Didn't he graduate from high school in 2007?

High School student 2 - He did graduate in '07. Man what a fossil.

by SLK Creighton February 21, 2011

fossiltute

a prostitute that is older than 50 years, prolly not making any dough

Xandir--"you know my grandma is a fossiltute."
Jesse-- "What!?"
Xandir--"its how she makes ends meet in between SS checks."

by Timmy 'Xandir' Tucker October 29, 2007