foobs

Term popularized by breast cancer patients to mean former, future, or fake boobs. Often used during the various stages of reconstruction after mastectomy.

"It's been four weeks since surgery and my foobs are still really itchy."

by Funambulator November 22, 2007

fobstache

Mustaches that FOBs (fresh off the boat) have at a very young age. Around their teen years. People with these fobstaches are usually found in Cyber Cafes playing Counter-Strike and other online-games. Beware, these people usually are older than they look and sometimes have a machete in their back pocket so be cautious.

Yo Bernard you better shave that shit off you're growing a fobstache there.

by vietdragon February 1, 2005

foosball

a combination of soccer and shishkebobs

"I think foosball is a combination of soccer...and shishkebobs..." Mitch Hedberg

by Jack_in_AR May 18, 2005

fooseball

A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the oppenents goal. Rules much like the game of soccer.

Man, the only indoor game better than ping-pong is fooseball!

by dostacysmom69 January 24, 2006

Fobesticate

To eliminate bastards from an area

A: “where the fake people be @?”
B: “I fobesticated them”

by Lazoyausuxx May 19, 2019

FOBO

Fear of better options. Typically happens to many people, especially millennials who are presented with a lot of choices. Their mind has a difficult time deciding which one is the "best" to choose from and are afraid of settling for the "wrong" choice. This can happen when choosing an item at a restaurant, a career or even a romantic partner.

Janelle: Amber just started dating a new guy....again..
Allison: What happened between her and David?
Janelle: Nothing, he was great, but she dumped him and got someone better.

Allison: That girl will never settle down. She's got FOBO fever.

by Digital Dreams November 9, 2019

Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)

Obsessive-compulsive foosball disorder (OCFD) is a mental illness that causes repeated unwanted thoughts or obsessions of playing foosball, or the urge to play foosball over and over again (compulsions). Some people can have both obsessions and compulsions for foosball.

Symptoms include:

- Air Foozing: uncontrollable fits that mimic the action of moving / striking a foosball bar (either singular or many times), some individuals also shout while doing this.

- Sleep Foozing: similar to Air Foozing but occurs when a person is in deep sleep.

- A constant urge to play foosball even when there are much more important tasks needing to be done (i.e. work, eat).

- Continuously watching foosball videos on youtube

Arno walked into the room and started air-foozing, I think he may have Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)...

by ratel_8 December 13, 2022