fmiP

similar to fml, but short for "fuck my iPhone."

can be used in any negative occurence with an iPhone.

"everytime i spell 'yayy,' spell check changes it to 'tatty!' fmiP."

by elrissaaa March 14, 2010

FMITA

Fuck me in the asshole

Cole:hey how u doing
Hailey:FMITA
Cole:Aight

by Thotflicted July 4, 2017

fmitah

fuck me in the ass hole🥵😤

fmitah, im done with this.

by si daddy December 29, 2018

Fmita

Fuck Me In The Ass

God I hate my life, fmita!!!!

by Lol8tater December 29, 2018

Fmita

Fmita means Fuck me in the ass. It is used in moments when something bad occurs.

Katie, that’s such an fmita moment!

by Katie6969kess April 28, 2020

FMIT

A person who votes based on false information and wants to bring as many people with him. Stands for False Missionary on Initiated Terms.

Person 1: I'm voting for Donald Trump in the next election because he'll stand up to the Extra Constitutional FBI who rejects his power to declassify documents with his mind. And he'll arrest all of the Antifa and BLMers who attacked our Capital on January 6th.
Person 2: Sounds like a FMIT. Better move along before they hurt themselves.

by bcbmatrix September 22, 2022

FMITA

FUCK ME IN THE ASS

MOM HEARD THE WORK FMITA COMING FROM HER DAUGHTER'S ROOM.

by WHKJSR October 15, 2011