by Aristotle and Fruit Loops June 29, 2011
A beautiful woman who will draw you in and then suck the life out of you. Dear god don't let your friends fall prey to one of these.
by Jalapeno Rooster August 30, 2016
When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing
by FireMuncher May 09, 2018
by brandon hairy September 10, 2009
The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!
Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .
Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?
Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!
Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her
Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?
Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!
Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her
by Benbo swaggings May 07, 2016
huge vagina, piercings, black hair, dick munch, did I mention you could fly an airplane through her vagina?
by Team Fantastic. June 04, 2010
When a girl or boy sends mixed signals whether or not it is intentional. This can be used to friend zone you. ):
Jessica told jimmy she loved him but when he asked her out she said she didn't love him like that.
Jessica is a Venus Fly Trap
Jimmy asked Alexandra to the movies but didn't tell her his friends where going.
Not only did jimmy Cock-Blocked himself he is a Venus fly trap
Jessica is a Venus Fly Trap
Jimmy asked Alexandra to the movies but didn't tell her his friends where going.
Not only did jimmy Cock-Blocked himself he is a Venus fly trap
by ZEDDEAD December 01, 2016