fustercluck

an annoying or bothersome person

stop being such a fustercluck

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

Fustercluck

Fustercluck is a word you use to describe someone that induces headaches. They are so ruthlessly stupid that they infect you with their sheer stupidity hence why you fuck up the word cluster fuck.

Fuck me. MARTIN! you are such a fustercluck I can't even... Just fuck off Martin.

by Renifer August 17, 2019

Fluster Cluck

Civilian version of the military 'Cluster Fuck'.

When too many unqualified people try to "help", but only make a problem worse, by giving bad advice, getting excited and spreading FUD. (everyone gets flustered and they start to sound like chickens clucking....)

Our manufacturing tech got confused, but instead of asking one engineer for help he emailed 6 managers and co-workers. It set off an email storm and he went home early! It turned into a complete Fluster Cluck!

by [e-mail] September 1, 2022

Flustercuck

An even more fucked up clusterfuck.

This motherfucking flustercuck in front of me doesn’t know how to drive for shit!

by O+C September 13, 2022

FLUSTERCUCK

Vimeo.com/FLUSTERCUCK

"Vimeo.com/FLUSTERCUCK"

by i76kjglkjg September 27, 2022

fustercluck

South Sudan

I heard Charles tried to go to South Sudan, he said it was a goddamn fustercluck

by Imaherethen March 21, 2023

flustercuck

A clusterfuck for people who can't spell

"This is a flustercuck!... Hold up, that doesn't sound right"

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1 July 6, 2025