Flutard

A person who plays flute.

Amy was a flutard in the high school band.

by Sheibi June 28, 2018

Fashtard

A person, usually brainwashed by mainstream fashion trends, who makes rules about what an individual can or can't wear or buy. The average fashion editor can be considered a fashtard; any person writing for, reading, or buying Glamour magazine would be immediatly labeled a fashtard; people who refuse to buy non-name-brand items and people who believe in the term must-have are straight-up fashtards.

Fashtards are highly influential people, and if encountered during day-to-day life, prove very easy to fuck with. Try telling a suspected fashtard of a new fashion trend or rule that everyone is following in some other part of the world, and see if they don't tell all their friends. Give a fashtard the most hideous dress, citing its heyday 40 years ago, and they will proudly tote it as vintage.

If you are reading this, you most likely followed a link from my site and are a fashtard. I know about your type..

by Sullen Girl October 10, 2006

Fustard

The combination of Fucking + Bastard

Man you are the biggest FUSTARD!

by BoredFilo June 19, 2006

Frustarded

When ultimate frustration is reached causing a retarded-like mentality.

After working hard all quarter, my sales numbers were so bad that I became frustarded and could not continue my job.

by Mr. Awesome Taint September 22, 2009

flusterd

furious,curios and fustrated

i am as ''flusterd'' as a mom trying to give birth.

by emdog408 January 30, 2017

flugtard

a child of the age of sevendy twelve that enjoys pooping in public golf coarses ;)

"hey look at that kid over there..."

"oh yeah what a totaly flugtard"

by phraanie August 31, 2011

Flashtard

Ostentacious guy or gal who constantly demands attention by shouting, saying, doing, and otherwise being flashy and retarded at the same time.

Flashtard: Look at this! Watch me do this ridiculous thing!
Person 1: What a flashtard?!

by Zach Henkel June 4, 2008